you're going to regret meeting me.
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
It even makes the coin noises.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
no one is allowed to be sad today.
the breathless laughter of the onlookers is almost as adorable as the otters themselves
oh my gOD